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“Victory over Iraq” celebration draws tens to Times Square

Historians say the mood is essentially nothing like 1945’s victory over Germany in WWII

New York — Americans filled with anxiety over the fate of the world under Iraq’s rule are resting easier, and taking to the streets, as the White House hinted today that President Bush would give a televised address to the nation announcing complete and total victory by coalition forces.

“This is the first time I’ve been able to rest in weeks,” said exuberant American Mark Jourdain. “One minute Iraq is casting an evil shadow over the entire planet with their weapons of mass destruction, and the next minute we somehow manage to overcome all odds and win the battle. We’re all so lucky that we managed to win!”

Tens of jubilant citizens took to the streets of New York’s Times Square to celebrate winning the war, and to sell US-flag T-shirts. On May 7, 1945, thousands of Americans jammed Times Square to celebrate the death of Nazi Germany and the Allies’ victory in Europe.

Many in the street were still emotionally affected by America’s sudden victory over Iraq. “I’m still in shock over this being clinched so soon. If I had known, I’d have purchased some V-I Day decorations for the house,” exclaimed Diana Hendricks.